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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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