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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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