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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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