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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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