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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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