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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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