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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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