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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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