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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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