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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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