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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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