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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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