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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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