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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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