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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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