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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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