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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊
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