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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮
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