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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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