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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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