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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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