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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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