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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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