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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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