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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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