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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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