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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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