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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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