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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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