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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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