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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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