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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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