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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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