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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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