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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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