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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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