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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Coco eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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