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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Gwendolyn
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Millie
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗
an ostrich 🐦
a pufferfish 🐡
a wild boar 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hippo 🦛
a bull 🐮
a hyena 🐺
an elephant 🐘
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