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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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