Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.