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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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