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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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