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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯
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