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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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