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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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