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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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