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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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