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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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