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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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