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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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