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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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