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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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