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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘
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