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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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